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TAGS: vladimir mustaine
Rating: 3.07/5

More politifakes by crankyhead

rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:34 am

we are, and this is a commentary about current events in Russia (or whatever they call themselves this week) The band & the person are real names so this is deemed OK.
crankyhead - September 22, 2012, 10:49 am
Yep, that's exactly who that is. =)
SethMythrax - September 22, 2012, 5:52 am
isnt that Dave Mustaine of Megadeth?, hahahaha......
JGalt - September 21, 2012, 10:52 pm
I thought you were supposed to keep it clean in here!

IRONY - Hawaiian officials put the Obama's dog under quarantine until they could show irrefutable documentation as to its identity. PRICELESS!

NEW & IMPROVED - The Department of "Just Us" by Eric Holder. New Logo included. Justice, Schmustice, who needs it anymore???

NAVY SEAL TEAM 6 - Also managed to make Obama not look so inept for the first time in his presidency.....

ROMNEY OR RUIN - The choice is clear, America.

TAGS: obama must go vote romney
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by WTFO

WTFO - November 18, 2012, 9:38 pm
Is that all you've got? Crybaby? Wow, how pathetic. It's clear by your posts that the best part of you slide down your mommy's crack and ended up as a stain in the back of a Ford Pinto. ha! Tell you what, go ahead and take the last word, I'm done with you
fauxnews - November 16, 2012, 4:26 pm
@wfto... Retarded? From you thats like Rush Limbaugh calling someone else a fat, racist. Sorry, mate, but the only person here who predicted a Romney landslide was you. Us Ron Paul supporters knew better.. Keep your retard crown, you deserve it..crybaby
WTFO - November 16, 2012, 12:53 am
You still here, retard? Pathetic little troll.
fauxnews - November 15, 2012, 11:48 am
fauxnews - November 15, 2012, 11:48 am
In other words, Romney is jealous that he failed to do the same, right mate? Mad that the birther attacks backfired and drove every minority to the polls? The GREAT Bobby Jindal is right. People like you ruin the conservative brand, wanker.
JGalt - November 15, 2012, 7:06 am
WTFO - November 14, 2012, 11:28 pm
Congrats, Mr. President. Your 4D plan was effective (Divide, Demonize, Dumb-down, Dependency).
WTFO - November 14, 2012, 11:26 pm
America choose ruin. I'll be able to keep my position. Many of them won't. Watch the recession turn to a depression under Obama. The stock market already fell, employers started laying off workers already, and national security cover-ups are exposed.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:25 pm
The choice was clear.... Obama: 332 votes and Romney 202... Romney = owned
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:23 pm
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:23 pm
@WTFO said... "I'm very confident that your posts on this site will change by Wed morning when Romney is declared the winner. TRANSLATION: Obama and tool are going to cry when they get owned. WAAAAAA!!"
KALKAM - October 24, 2012, 1:44 pm
Yep...Obama is a failure. Even he knows it...otherwise he would have run on his record like Clinton did years back...


THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS - Some Critters Are Doomed To Extinction


if this were used in a crime -

TAGS: nasty assault weapons all right wingers own must be banned
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

OTC - June 9, 2014, 6:04 pm
A high capacity pocket lol
EmmaRoydes - June 9, 2014, 4:14 pm
That's not quite correct. It should be a high capacity, semi-automatic, a**AULT slingsh**.
foxrecon19d - June 9, 2014, 1:30 pm
And if your pocket could hold more than ten stones, it would be redefined as a high capacity, semi-automatic slingsh**


'Unemployment is the lowest in 5 years' -

MINNESOTA GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN - Gov. Dayton, the GOP gave you a balanced budget w/o raising taxes. You vetoed it. The shutdown is YOUR fault!!

Man-Made Maunder Minimum -

1 DOWN, 1 TO GO - Bringing decency back to journalism, taking down one rabid pundit at a time.

" FORD MUSTANG 1965 - 1.000.000 MILES " - The 45-year-old car that's clocked up a MILLION miles. The Pre - Obama days.

This is what happens when you over extend your reach -

TAGS: boko haram must be destroyed
Rating: 4/5

More politifakes by Curlyrocks

fauxnews - May 9, 2014, 12:06 am
Yeah, I agree with that.
Curlyrocks - May 9, 2014, 12:05 am
I'll agree with you on that, send in the best with some clandestine ops. But this should have been done as soon as the girls where snatched. By the time Obama even asked Nigeras useless president if he wanted help there should have been paratroopers movin
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 11:24 pm
I'm more for mini-war type stuff, like Delta Forces and special OPs. Conservatives and liberals both agreed that how Bin Laden was snagged was a good approach. But going to war with Iraq just to get Saddam? Insane and wasteful. I stand in the middle
Curlyrocks - May 8, 2014, 11:22 pm
No I never served, and I can't deny that war is a greater hell than I have ever faced. But if left in the hands of Boko Haram the fate of those girls will be a hell darker than anything you can imagine.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 11:11 pm
M.Antonius:"And Caesar's spirit, raging for revenge,by his side come h** from hell,Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice.Cry"Havoc!"and let slip the dogs of war,That this foul deed shall smell above the earth.With carrion men,groaning for burial"
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 11:06 pm
You may have already mentioned this elsewhere, but have you served? If you haven't, then what you learn is that when 'they' say "war" is hell, 'they' ain't fooling,mate. It opens a gate to hell, one not easily closed.It should be the last resort.
Curlyrocks - May 8, 2014, 9:46 pm
Team America, or any one, just do something now before they all disappear. I don't think I'v called for war since Afghanistan and I know what a mistake that war turned into, but this will not stand. If terrorists can do this they can do anything.
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:40 pm
Not interested then
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 3:26 pm
No, Ronnie...lol..A funny movie from the guys who made "South Park", makes fun of the U.N. though. :-)
Cannabal - May 8, 2014, 3:21 pm
"Let me see your palace or else...We will be very, very angry with you. And write a letter tellign you how angry we are." ~Hans Blix, "Team America: World Police http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEvacFETvM
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:15 pm
You mean the U.N.?
Cannabal - May 8, 2014, 3:14 pm
Someone call Team America: World Police, because those evil Islamofascists are at it again!
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:13 pm


IT'S ABOUT TIME - Americans got a taste of the damage they've caused the rest of the world.

TAGS: alberta tar sands must end
Rating: 2.14/5

More politifakes by Curlyrocks

Renza - April 9, 2013, 7:56 am
or bullet holes.
Cannabal - April 8, 2013, 11:36 pm
What the hell are you talking about? I don't see any exploded buildings in this picture, sir!


TAGS: the tea party must be p ssed
Rating: 1.5/5

More politifakes by Bull

arnnatz - October 31, 2012, 10:10 pm
It's a pretty desperate statement when you start quoting a douchebag like bill maher
KALKAM - October 31, 2012, 9:26 pm
Not thrilled but repealing Obamacare and not killing everyone with taxes is an improvement...I don't want to have to raise the rent on all my tenants that had Obama signs up...but I will if costs go up.

HEY, ALAN JONES - A closed mouth gathers no foot, mate!

Liberals getting even... -

TAGS: liberal narrative must be maintained liberal intolerance
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JohnGalt

JohnGalt - August 28, 2016, 4:28 pm
DougBotimer - August 28, 2016, 3:55 pm
I was talking about CNN.Killing free speech does offend me.I am offended at the Clinton News Network for censoring the truth.As a Republican,I'm offended by the death of free speech here and elsewhere.Liberals are trying to abolish the 2nd & 1st amendment
JohnGalt - August 28, 2016, 3:46 pm
Killing 'free speech' doesn't offend you? Wow.
DougBotimer - August 28, 2016, 1:42 pm
Some people have way to few real problems (like making a living and supporting their family) in their life and need something like this to be offended about. Being offended has become a lifestyle.

Christian minister ordered to learn Islam -